You know your hotel isn't great when...

I usually post serious stuff, but this was a must

- There is no elevator and you are on the 3 rd floor
- You bump everywhere in the bathroom
- You tell them to give you a clean cover because it had hairs
- You have to buy a sheet because you don't trust theirs
- Your wife doesn't want to take a shower

- The office is so near the kitchen and you can see pans.

All true!